Ted Pillow
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CLEVELAND — Lonely divorcée Gary Funk was caressed last night for the first time in years by venue security at…
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Erin McLaughlin
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Hi I tried to click on the Google Document you sent to me over email with the invite for the…
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Joe Rumrill
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NORWELL, Mass. — Animal, the eccentric drummer of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, signed a lucrative endorsement deal today…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…
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Collin Canning
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I Gotta eat and piss and shit like everyone, I need to sleep and breathe. I put my Chucks on…
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DOVER, N.H. — Avid heckler Roland Cobb was escorted out of a local park today for yelling at a group…
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Josh Fernandez
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local punk Ivan Gomez gingerly set his “Meat Is Murder” T-shirt today into a new drawer set…
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John Danek
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Sure, it happens to the best of us- You're reading the internet's funniest satire site, The Babylon Bee. You get…
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Daniel Arnold
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local punk Tim Bell talked himself into an assault charge yesterday after aggressively confronting a police officer…
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Jason Gong
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PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. — Local punk Logan Sharp is leaving her hometown and bandmates for the “new gig” she just booked…
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