Erin McLaughlin
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PURCHASE, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed bass player Ezra Steinberg was finally accepted into his local DIY scene Saturday after catching the…
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Kyle Gunlefinger
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TORONTO — A dearly loved bong kicked off a six-person tour last night, starting in the last row of a…
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Patrick Coyne
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HORSHAM, Pa. — Local uncle and baby boomer Don Waldemire added the incredibly popular, carbonated alcoholic beverage White Claw today…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Steve Bannon was flabbergasted to learn yesterday that his hate-filled, racist propaganda and rhetoric, once considered the cornerstone…
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Collin Canning
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SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — The hardcore band Gout prepared for their show tonight with their new tradition of drawing straws to…
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Jeff Cardello
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NEW YORK — The Hard Times, often considered the only reputable website on the internet, tried to get a friend…
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Patrick Coyne
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — Local man Raymond Kieffer set a new personal record moments ago by wearing his beret for…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DENVER — Local retail worker Carson Patterson earned himself a luxurious, three-minute paid vacation for Labor Day by faking a…
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Bobby Korec
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EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Newly hired intern Rebecca Boulanger will earn time-and-a-half experience for her work on Labor Day from…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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ODESSA, Texas — Local man Grant Hopkins informed his friend group today that he can’t make it to this mass…
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