Patrick Coyne
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SAN DIEGO — Self-proclaimed “beard guy” Reggie Eustace transitioned back into “no personality guy” yesterday after shaving off his beard,…
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Tom Peters
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CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…
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Sari Beliak
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SAN FRANCISCO — Tech startup Ampt Ventures announced on Tuesday that, in an effort to cultivate a fun, company culture,…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local high schooler Jake Fritzler astounded his teachers today by scoring 1050 on the SAT despite entering nothing…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local man Joseph Adams stands accused today of making jokes about his friend Aaron Ianni much too soon…
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Tom Peters
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CINCINNATI — Local resident Ricardo Korm reportedly asked several passersby for money yesterday to buy Patreon-exclusive content from his favorite…
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Tim Nash
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I have been Stephen Colbert’s biggest fan ever since the fresh-faced young star first burst onto the scene in 2015,…
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Patrick Coyne
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Amateur musician Ryan Mason spent countless hours through the last couple weeks crafting a flyer for…
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Tom Peters
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ODESSA, Texas — Touring hardcore band Mormon Conversion Unit was criticized last night for failing to observe the established etiquette…
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Nick Ortolani
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AUBURN, Maine — Local man David Strathe asked locals yesterday where he could donate blood while frantically attempting to balance…
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