Tom Peters
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Nice little shop you got here. I like the basic, minimalist approach- you probably keep all the good stuff for…
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CRANSTON, R.I. — Punk father and son team Jerry and Steve Pappas began work today restoring a mint condition 2017…
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Patrick Coyne
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Millennial punk and generally clumsy dolt Tony Drummond bellowed several ironic “Tim Allen” grunts yesterday before accidentally…
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DALLAS — Local punk Denny “Wart” Morrill surprised fellow Dallas Marathon runners yesterday by shitting himself at the very beginning…
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John Danek
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SAN DIEGO — Drummer and quiet introvert Don Scarpelli acted strangely on Saturday night after entering the blacklight-filled basement of…
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Bobby D. Lux
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Let’s get it out of the way: I love Minor Threat. They’re on my Mount Rushmore of punk bands. It…
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James Knapp
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PUTNAM, Conn. — Residents of local punk house The Jailblock realized yesterday that no member of the household could remember…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…
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John Danek
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PITTSBURGH — Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University released a disturbing report today predicting that 100% of erotic asphyxiation will be…
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Patrick Coyne
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HOLLYWOOD — CBS sitcom “Bright Spot” used a punk cover of the holiday classic “Santa Baby” recorded by The Erectroplasms…
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