Mark Bouchard
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Politicians are arguing over how best to implement a stimulus package and all I can think about is how much…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Axl Rose arrived six hours late today to a charity livestream event featuring a plethora of other…
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Lauren Lavín
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Now that I’m stuck at home I’m losing my mind from boredom. I can only spend so many hours a…
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Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local Netflix viewer Trevor Doyle spent the past 24 hours frantically binge watching Martin Scorsese films to…
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James Knapp
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CONROE, Texas — RadioShack employee Rachel Meinke reportedly has “no fucking clue” why she’s considered an essential employee during the…
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John Merrifield
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Apparently the higher-ups at The Hard Times want to get in on the foodie craze and for some reason they…
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NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…
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Brendan Krick
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DEMING, N.M. — Local insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up today for missing work for the second day in…
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