ATLANTA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp announced that the state will close hospitals, re-open bars, and “just let God do…
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SAVANNAH, Ga. — Local punk Jake Stanton used a photo of a trashy apartment as his Zoom background yesterday to…
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Sari Beliak
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local dad Craig Harper admitted today that the lockdown set in place to stop the spread of…
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Eric Navarro
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It’s nearly impossible to describe the feeling I got from depositing my long-awaited stimulus check. Not sure what word to…
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Kyle Vorbach
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GENEVA, Switzerland — The World Health Organization released strict new guidelines today to help millions of people quarantined around the…
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — A selection of various movie and television titles gave an ultimatum to the streaming service Netflix…
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Dicky Stock
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ATLANTA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp commissioned today the construction of a series of statues commemorating the COVID-19 virus as…
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…
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Krissy Howard
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — The long-forgotten can of Campbell’s Cream of Celery soup in the back of a local kitchen cupboard…
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NASHUA, N.H. — Local record collector Scott Kilduff spent his entire stimulus check on a single Japanese import LP yesterday…
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