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Malcolm Whitfield • September 2, 2020

TUPPER LAKE, N.Y.— A family of raccoons near a campsite in the Adirondack Mountains were forced last night to protect…

Kory Lanphear • September 1, 2020

WASHINGTON — QAnon finally added a Black, female villain to its substantial cast, now that Kamala Harris has accepted the…

Tom Peters • September 1, 2020

DALLAS — Amateur musician and anti-mask advocate Charlie McGill forcibly removed the pop filter from a mic stand yesterday while…

Billy Patterson • August 31, 2020

HAGERSTOWN, Md. — After months of working from home, local parents Ron and Melinda Zimmerman came to the stunning realization…

Ted Pillow • August 31, 2020

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Metal band Beneath the Bottomless Pit added blond-haired guitarist Kevin Slater to their line-up yesterday, fulfilling a…

Alan Khanukaev • August 31, 2020

Sacramento, Calif. — Northpoint Middle School seventh grader and tattoo wunderkind Connor Butler is quickly expanding his portfolio from a…

Patrick Coyne • August 31, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local hooligan and member of the San Jose punk scene Todd Bettina was severely electrocuted yesterday…

Patrick Coyne • August 30, 2020

POWAY, Calif. — Middle-aged man Jamie Lopez suddenly realized yesterday that he may be finally maturing after putting back a…

Dan Kozuh • August 30, 2020

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Every member of seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe have, several times a year, thought back to…

James Webster • August 30, 2020

RACINE, Wis. — Local accountant and not-much-else Gary Wilkerson is alive despite astronomical odds to the contrary, according to sources…

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