Brett McCabe
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YONKERS, N.Y. — Popular hip hop collective the Ruff Ryders finally reopened last week after a months-long shut down brought…
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Kevin Tit
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Thirty years ago I married the most beautiful woman in the world. I know everybody says that about their wife…
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Louie Aronowitz
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OYSTER BAY, N.Y. — Legendary singer/songwriter Billy Joel’s classic song “Piano Man” was originally crafted to be a pitch for…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Local man Graham Holt has spent his entire day today trying to determine if a compliment he…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local metal fan Tracy O’Brien attempted to use the popular music identification app Shazam today to identify a…
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Rob Walker
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TAMPA, Fla. — Punk magician “Dope” Derek Dombrowski asked moments ago if anyone else performing at a birthday party might…
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John Danek
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All you pink-haired, piercing-filled, vegan terrorist thugs think being a police officer is just sooooooo easy. You assume it’s all…
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Ryan Clark
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YORBA LINDA, Calif. — Classic car owner Charles Metzger found yesterday what appeared to be dozens of rockabilly models all…
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Billy Patterson
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WASHINGTON — Disturbing new research from the Brookings Institute has found that thousands of young, white men across America are…
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Ryan Werner
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SAN FRANCISCO — The oft-ridiculed snare sound from Metallica’s 2003 album “St. Anger” announced yesterday that it will also run…
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