Ian Yamamoto
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July 26, 2021
ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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Josh Klasco
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July 25, 2021
PHILADELPHIA — Shiko Dikaoni fell to pieces after glimpsing their reflection in the mirror in the middle of the night…
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Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 24, 2021
WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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Tony Morse
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July 24, 2021
BERLIN — Late nineties pop sensation Lou Bega excited fans this week when he implied that a follow-up to his…
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Heather Cook
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July 23, 2021
NEW YORK — Local depressive Naomi Roman was teetering on the brink of mental collapse Thursday morning until her suicidal…
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Eli Johnson
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July 22, 2021
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — The local manufacturing scene is buzzing after an exclusive new factory opened in a redeveloped nightclub on…
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Bobby Korec
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July 22, 2021
SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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AVIGNON, FRANCE — A team of archeologists announced Monday the discovery of an array of prehistoric cave paintings in southern…
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Ian Yamamoto
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July 21, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…
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