Neel Bhakta
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April 25, 2022
DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…
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HYANNIS, Mass. — Local man Eddie Whitman surprised mourners at the funeral of his “best friend” Andreas Pimentel by relitigating…
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James Webster
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April 24, 2022
WASHINGTON — A new report from the Food and Drug Administration confirmed that the rate of teenagers rhyming the word…
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Patrick Sullivan
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April 23, 2022
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced earlier this week that the streaming platform lost 200,000 monthly viewers…
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Krissy Howard
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April 23, 2022
OGDEN, Utah — Open-minded cop Dennis Alvarez took several minutes to carefully weigh both sides of a fictional narrative he…
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Doug Kolic
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April 22, 2022
TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local goth office worker Todd Schmidt admitted privately that he is secretly craving a slice of the…
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John Danek
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April 22, 2022
DERA ISMAIL KHAN SUBDIVISION, Pakistan – Militant extremist group Al-Qaeda, the terrorist cell responsible for the 9/11 attacks, claimed to…
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Amanda Russel
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April 21, 2022
BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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Dan Kozuh
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April 20, 2022
VALRICO, Fla. — According to reports coming out of the Shamrock Shopping Center Goodwill store, local marijuana enthusiast Travis Cross…
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Chris Bowen
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April 20, 2022
SENECA FALLS, N.Y. — Local grocery store shift manager, Jane Nerrow, is suspicious as to why several of her employees…
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