Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local punk, Brian Gibbs, were astonished to learn that the known raging drunk considers…
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FOLSOM, Calif. — 35-year-old felon and recent inductee in the Folsom Aryan Brotherhood, Jeremiah Stetson expressed his desire to add…
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah — Conservative politicians and activists in Utah declared victory today when they passed a new law…
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Stephen Bell
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SALEM, Ore. — Metalhead and biology lab technician Chris Mathes once again cut the fingertips off his safety gloves despite…
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Nathan Kamal
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DURHAM, N.C — A federal judge ruled that Durham police officer Darrell Bartlett was justified in shooting his sidearm wildly…
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Harry Valentine
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ATLANTA — Local bartender and part-time student Carl Frum’s communication with his father, Bernard Frum, has been pared down to…
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Anna Walsh
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RICHMOND, Va. — All but one of the residents of 135 Maple Street is dreading the onset of springtime weather,…
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John Danek
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UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Vinyl enthusiast Michelle Oliver confounded contractors when she asked if vinyl flooring came in a 180-gram…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…
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Amanda Russel
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Portland, Ore. — Local woman Rachel Vance claims that if she had a cartoon counterpart it would be the sarcastic,…
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