Every Trivium Album Ranked Worst to Best November 20, 2023 If there’s one state you can count on to give you prime quality every time, it’s Florida. From their world… Read More →
Every Korn Album Ranked June 15, 2023 It’s hard to say a bad word about Korn when, without them, nu metal as we know it may never… Read More →
Uh Oh: We Did Too Much Ayahuasca and Now We’re in Queens of the Stone Age May 30, 2023 We only landed a spot on the exclusive Ayahuasca Retreat last minute because Vice News had to unexpectedly pull out.… Read More →
Are You a Moron That Wants to Piss Off Your Tattoo Artist? Here Are 10 Ways You Can Do It and Be Instantly Hated May 23, 2023 It’s no secret that tattoos go with punk music like a pack of Marlboro Reds with a lukewarm PBR. A… Read More →
How To Pick Which Track Goes First on Your Album When None of Them Start With “AARRRREE YOOUU REAAADYYY?!” January 31, 2023 It feels amazing to finally have all the songs recorded for your new record. But that elation can be quickly… Read More →
Total Loser in Front Row Openly Having Incredible Time October 1, 2022 BOSTON — Local ray of sunshine Sarah Bootley openly and unashamedly enjoyed Naval Tomb’s show from the front row last… Read More →
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11 Facts About GG Allin May 7, 2022 Love him or hate him, there will only ever be one GG Allin (hopefully). Here is a compilation of some… Read More →
Identity Crisis: Your Favorite Artist Listed Your Most Hated Artist as an Influence April 7, 2022 Your nightmare has become a reality. Your favorite artist just named the band you hate more than anything else in… Read More →