Sarah Feliciano
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July 21, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Grindcore frontwoman and recent gynecological patient Lexi Tyler discovered her never-before-heard guttural vocal abilities during an IUD…
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, — Local landlord Montgomery Hawthorne Jr. found a way to give back to his financially struggling residents…
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Jon Ruggiero
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July 20, 2022
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Penn. — Local leftist, and amateur craftsman, Flint Cropwell admits to harboring a burning hatred for people who espouse…
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Patrick Crooks
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July 20, 2022
The powers that be have decided it’s time for even more Aughts nostalgia, that magical time of Ed Hardy shirts,…
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John Danek
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July 19, 2022
CRANSTON, R.I. – Elder millennial and lifelong pop punk fan Trent Wilshire relived his early teen years by pleasuring himself…
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Mimi Kenny
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July 19, 2022
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local freelance videographer, and part-time ambient music composer, Cooper Mills is intensely contemplating the potential thematic…
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Colleen Nerney
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July 18, 2022
PITTSBURGH – A prototype driverless car, manufactured by local technology start-up High Drive, crashed into a telephone pole and was…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 18, 2022
LOS ANGELES — “Avatar: The Way of Water” director James Cameron doubled down on his criticism of fans complaining about…
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WASHINGTON — The new national suicide hotline, 988, is facing harsh criticism after callers noticed the platform used songs from…
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Dave McNamara
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July 17, 2022
MONTREAL – President, CEO, and co-founder of Gildan Athletic Wear, Glenn Chamandy, recently made the controversial decision to include a…
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