BOSTON — A new study from Harvard University revealed that retaliation and vengeance were far more beneficial to mental health…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local crust punk Zachary Kaiser was seen asking patrons on the patio of Inkwell Cafe if they…
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CHICAGO — A new meandering voicemail from your dealer indicated that “Donnie Darko is still the movie you absolutely must…
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Jeff Bender
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The year is 1974. Your band Van Halen is starting to get a little bit of buzz around Pasadena and…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — Following the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to strike down President Biden’s debt relief program, Justice Clarence Thomas released…
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Dom Turek
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local worry-stricken mother Deborah Gale is desperately pleading with her adult son Stephen Gale to leave his…
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Patrick Coyne
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LONDON — King Charles recently decided enough time has finally passed to have the Queen’s beloved corgis formally executed in…
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Carter Schenke
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LAS VEGAS — Punk Rock Museum attendee Keith Pauline admitted to being a bit confused about the origins of a…
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Joe Rumrill
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STERLING, Va. — Well-meaning local mother Marla-Sue Crenna reportedly left a record-breaking lull in the story she was in the…
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James Knapp
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Self-proclaimed “DIY bro” Clifton Mansfield reportedly concocted a convoluted and completely fictitious backstory as to how…
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