Tim Graham
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PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Local metal enthusiast Griff Nilsson asked his doctor to adjust the persistent ringing in his ears to…
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Jessica Lillian
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local post-punk revival band Shadow Impaction played to a record 128 mostly unwilling patrons at Frankie’s Den…
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Zach Hudson
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BOISE, Idaho — Up-and-coming band Settler’s Pit are desperately trying to sell their kidneys to pay for gas just one…
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Cameron Snow
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HANNA, Alberta — Rock band Nickelback reportedly dismissed swirling rumors that their new album “Geopolitical Quantum: An Analysis of Cosmic…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…
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Sara Mellas
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LOWELL, Mass. — Local addict Sam Agnew asked his coke hookup to keep his tab open after the drug dealer…
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Tim Graham
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FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Dead Kennedy’s superfan Mike Luger was in for a surprise today after he discovered that his new…
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NASHVILLE — Controversial country singer Jason Aldean recently penned a solemn ode to the Boston police officer who rapidly tumbled…
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Joe Rumrill
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LINCOLN, Mass. — Local homeowner Shauneese Fortenberry was surprised to receive a “punk” singing telegram yesterday that left the entire…
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