It’s been a good thirty-odd years of screw-ups, so now seems like as good a time as any to review…
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Alright, now I'm starting to get skeptical. I went in here to take a piss during this Battle of the…
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The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a…
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Everybody just be cool, okay?! The doors are locked and chained from the outside, and nobody is leaving this blackbox…
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As a Capricorn, there are few things I can’t stand as much as Libras. They are emotionally detached, self-pitying pacifists.…
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Despite being a major campaign promise, student debt cancellation of any kind was noticeably absent from President Biden’s recently proposed…
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In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who…
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Social distancing regulations got you down? Losing your sense of identity without the ability to get drunk in a stranger's…
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I despise popular music. I frequently make it known that I exclusively listen to bands that are so obscure, they…
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