Until recently I’ve never sweated any of this talk about how automation will replace humans in the workforce. But the rise of artificially intelligent, procedurally…
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It feels amazing to finally have all the songs recorded for your new record. But that elation can be quickly deflated when you realize you…
Being a single guy that never left his hometown is great because the babes always come back. And when they do, I nurse these beautiful…
For most people in their twenties, drinking two nights in a row is hardly notable. It’s basically an every-other-day occurrence. While you may get hungover,…
Thirty years. Thirty goddamn years of training, deployments, and countless moves across the world, yet I come home to an entire generation who can’t tell…
It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s when I hear it. “Ew,…
Me and the boys were just hanging out at our favorite dive bar like we do every night. Playing some cards, drinking some beer, and…
Nothing is worse than leaving a job interview that you spent weeks preparing for and wondering if an errant phrasing just blew the whole thing…
Remember a while back when Martin Scorsese thought that directing a handful of the most highly regarded films of all time entitled him to voice…
Ask any 90s kid if they remember the D.A.R.E. program and odds are you’ll open up a wellspring of childhood memories. Reagan helped spread the…
Ring ring! It’s the Girlboss Academy calling and they’re offering this brave woman a full ride because she slays all day until 4 A.M! Well,…
Oh, that’s a nice Weezer shirt you’ve got. You must really know their stuff if you’re wearing their merch. Well, why don’t you prove it?…
You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in his immediate future. You should’ve…
So you matched with not one, not two but all five members of the jam band Goose on a dating app. You’re probably feeling a…