Pardon me, sir! Yeah I’m talking to you pal, roll your damn window down. I couldn’t help but notice you puttering along the highway like…
Shit. This is bad. We just had the first of our daily stand-ups with the new team lead, and he’s trying really hard to make…
Look, I totally understand that once I release my music, it’s subject to scrutiny. But before you pass judgment, just know that my songs have…
Rent was due and I needed cash fast. What was I to do? Doordashing doesn’t get me much, neither does driving for a ride-share service.…
Last night, I was visited by a punk rock god by the name of Johnny Ramone. Well, not exactly visited by him in person, because…
Milking the public domain for profit is nothing new, but Steamboat Willie becoming fair game has everyone tripping over themselves to exploit it for personal…
When will Americans finally learn to head that old maxim “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”? Recently the woman formerly known as Rachel Dolezal…
The other day, I was watching some documentary while waiting for a video game to download, and I heard a guy say something like, “Jazz…
I was on this date with this incredible man, Connor. Not only was he charming and personable, he is also a doctor and volunteers at…
For most of my life, I was never in the camp that believed my life was predetermined by an all-powerful celestial deity capable of smiting…
Finally, a victory for public health! This week, the American Psychological Association announced a long overdue partnership with YouTube to help reach those who need…
Is there anything better than a grilled cheese? That crisp, butter-soaked bread, the gooey, stretchy cheese, the divine pairing of a cup of tomato soup…
The 90s were a simpler time. No smartphones. No social media. And the best way to hear updates on the Oasis-Blur rivalry was from Carson…
Ever since Jeremy Allen White exposed his Calvin Kleins to the world, the newfound friction between me and my wife has reached its boiling point.…