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Iwasn’t very impressed by season one of Who Is America? Sure Sacha Baron Cohen, under the guise of elaborate characters, prompted politicians to say problematic…
As the singer and frontman for a moderately successful local pop punk band I’d like to dispel the damaging rumors that all pop punk vocalists…
Comrades, the time is nigh! In socialist circles everywhere (mainly Twitter and Reddit) there have been whispers of the final signs of capitalism’s impending collapse-…
Having a calm, well-rounded discussion on the issues is getting more and more difficult every day. While it may be tough to see across the…
This is an open letter to our teenage son, We get it… you smoke weed. And we wanted to tell you, with all our heart…
The hubris of mankind has always been it’s downfall, and scientists working with the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago have been the latest to learn this…
Louis CK has returned to the stage and the internet is predictably ablaze. Rather than participate in the spectacle with a click grabbing hot take…
Gun violence in America is an epidemic and a solution is needed. Gun control advocates recommend banning assault weapons such as AR-15s but let’s be…
Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or twice a weekend, right? Unless…
Stephen Patrick Morrissey has touched thousands of fans, figuratively speaking. Vegans love him. Your one friend who still wears Members Only jackets loves him. But…
All across the internet, a dangerous idea is taking hold. To its passionate, demographically consistent, very “online” base of fanatical supporters, it’s a bold new…
Have you ever asked yourself, what 5 records would I most want to eat if trapped on an island with no food and suffering from…
We’ve all been there before: you just saw an up-and-coming band have a rough set and you want to support them without seeming fake. Many…
So I bought this house this month from some guy named Max Ramos and PayPal’d him through “Friends and Family” so I didn’t have to…