20 Green Day Songs That Will Make Your Mom Say “Didn’t We Just Listen To This One?”
Green Day are one of the few punk bands to achieve and maintain mainstream success for decades. Because of this,…
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Hardcore Band Reunion Show Ruined After Singer Loses His Breath 20 Seconds Into First Song
PHILADELPHIA — Hardcore band X Conviction Of Truth X had their first reunion show in over fifteen years ruined after…
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30 Hardcore Albums That Turn 30 This Year To Remind You That Time Is A Cruel Mistress and That You Need to Schedule a Colonoscopy
There’s always a lot of talk about how 1994 was the year of punk with all the mainstream success of…
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Every Earth Crisis Album Ranked Worst To Best
Street by street, block by block, for over thirty years Earth Crisis have sent wave after wave of crushing militant…
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Punk Having Sex Thinks About Late-Era Black Flag to Last Longer
WARWICK, R.I. — Local punk Rich Stoklasa successfully delayed prematurely ejaculating during intercourse with his wife by thinking about every…
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Bogus! These Gen-Zers Think My ‘90s Slang Is Wiggedy Whack
Yo dawg, what’s the 411 with the shorties these days? I was just rolling with the homies and spittin’ mad…
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Death Metal Parents Put Son’s First Horrific Mutilated Corpse Drawing On Refrigerator
WRENTHAM, Mass. — Proud death metal fan parents Danica and Brandon Asheim were so excited about their five-year-old son’s first…
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40 Harry Potter Characters Ranked by How Likely They Formed a Black Metal Band and Burned Down a Church After Graduating From Hogwarts
At first glance, the whimsical world of Harry Potter may not seem like a place that would produce fans of…
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It Happened Again! Another Tinder Date Got an Emergency Call and Had To Leave While I Was Explaining the Circumstances That Led to Zack de la Rocha Leaving Inside Out To Form Rage Against the Machine
I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the…
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Bummer! That Vegan Restaurant You Never Went To Closed Down
Ugh, what a bummer. That local vegan restaurant in my neighborhood closed down even though I always thought about going…
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