Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

March 30, 2021

WILMINGTON, Del. — Roommates Manny Hernandez and Rob McCarty spent their first weekend together laying the ground rules for their…

March 18, 2021

Here at The Hard Times, we get a lot of questions from our readers asking for advice. While we're happy…

March 15, 2021

LOS ANGELES — An alleged serial killer and millennial is taunting LAPD and terrorizing the city through a series of…

March 11, 2021

Every year, our editor’s doctor forces him to take a vacation before his job causes a mental breakdown. As you…

March 1, 2021

TACOMA, Wash. — Terminal cancer patient Brenda Goff is planning to lay as still as possible after spotting U2’s annoyingly…

February 24, 2021

WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…

February 15, 2021

JONESBORO, Ark. — Local burnout Declan Goddard finally achieved his long-term goal of securing a “sort of funny” and “only…

February 14, 2021

SHERMER, Ill. — A heavily scripted and complex romantic gesture made by local man Chase Stratford last week reportedly swept…

February 11, 2021

WARREN, Mich. — Millennial Jamie Thorpe suffered a retail-induced panic attack yesterday after hearing several beloved bands from her youth…

January 28, 2021

OAKLAND, Calif. — Seminal punk band Green Day are reportedly heading back into the studio this week to record a…