Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

September 5, 2021

The September 11th attacks changed everything - including many films and TV shows from the early 2000s. Here are 15…

August 10, 2021

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A normally violent, freewheeling circle pit at a recent all-ages show suddenly transitioned into a tranquil,…

August 3, 2021

MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…

August 1, 2021

BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of…

July 27, 2021

As a man, I’ve never really given much thought to catcalling. I was always empathetic to women harassed by men,…

June 30, 2021

NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…

June 22, 2021

First of all, stop being such a pussy, dude. It’s just a handgun. And a glock at that! No one…

June 8, 2021

Everybody just be cool, okay?! The doors are locked and chained from the outside, and nobody is leaving this blackbox…

June 6, 2021

MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local dad Henry Connor insisted he will not be comfortable hugging his 27-year-old son Griffin until they’re…

May 26, 2021

The Thin White Duke. Aladdin Sane. Ziggy Stardust. None of these nicknames describes Ted Nugent, a man primarily known for…

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