HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS: This Venue Has Seating
Awww yeah. You already know what the fuck is going on here. Me and my lady are off to see…
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Alarming New Study Finds I’m The Only One in This House That Knows How to Refill the Goddamn Brita Filter
BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…
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Top Four Times We Tried to Watch “The Wire”
“The Wire” is considered the greatest show of all time, besides all those other shows that are also considered the…
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Opinion: You Can Totally Just Eat Uncooked Hot Dogs
First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I…
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Cash-Strapped Dropkick Murphys Insist Arbor Day Also Their Thing
BOSTON — An allegedly cash-poor Dropkick Murphys irked fans by announcing that Arbor Day has always been one of “their…
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Stoned Kevin Smith Still Answering First Question Four Hours into Q and A
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Stoned-out-of-his-gourd movie director and podcaster Kevin Smith is still answering the first question of a Q…
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Beyond Helter Skelter: 5 Other Beatles Songs Charles Manson Thought Were About an Impending Race War
All-around scalawag and well-known forehead swastika enthusiast Charles Manson was famous for many things. But he’s perhaps best known for…
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Shipwrecks Down 300% After Sirens Get Really into Nu Metal
ANTHEMOESSA — Shipwrecks across the world dropped after mythological Sirens that normally lure sailors to certain death with their beautiful…
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New Roommates Flip Coin to Decide Who Is the Mommy, Daddy
WILMINGTON, Del. — Roommates Manny Hernandez and Rob McCarty spent their first weekend together laying the ground rules for their…
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Review: We Decide to Finally Give This Whole “Sex” Thing a Try
Here at The Hard Times, we get a lot of questions from our readers asking for advice. While we're happy…
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