Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

April 30, 2021

BOSTON — An allegedly cash-poor Dropkick Murphys irked fans by announcing that Arbor Day has always been one of “their…

April 28, 2021

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Stoned-out-of-his-gourd movie director and podcaster Kevin Smith is still answering the first question of a Q…

April 5, 2021

All-around scalawag and well-known forehead swastika enthusiast Charles Manson was famous for many things. But he’s perhaps best known for…

April 3, 2021

ANTHEMOESSA — Shipwrecks across the world dropped after mythological Sirens that normally lure sailors to certain death with their beautiful…

March 30, 2021

WILMINGTON, Del. — Roommates Manny Hernandez and Rob McCarty spent their first weekend together laying the ground rules for their…

March 18, 2021

Here at The Hard Times, we get a lot of questions from our readers asking for advice. While we're happy…

March 15, 2021

LOS ANGELES — An alleged serial killer and millennial is taunting LAPD and terrorizing the city through a series of…

March 11, 2021

Every year, our editor’s doctor forces him to take a vacation before his job causes a mental breakdown. As you…

March 1, 2021

TACOMA, Wash. — Terminal cancer patient Brenda Goff is planning to lay as still as possible after spotting U2’s annoyingly…

February 24, 2021

WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…