Joe Rumrill, Author at HARDTIMES

April 20, 2024

FIJI — A lifelong punk rock devotee in the middle of his tenure on this season’s “Survivor” repeatedly attempted to…

April 9, 2024

SEDONA, Ariz. — A fledgling lullaby composer was wracked with anxiety at a recent sold-out performance of his work when…

April 3, 2024

LATROBE, Penn. — Members of indie-noise act Timid Toucan were excited to find that their rehearsal would have a substitute…

April 3, 2024

NEWINGTON, Conn. — Avowed rockabilly lifer Hanson “Hoo-Doo” Mattimore was arrested by local traffic officials for placing an upright bass…

April 2, 2024

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The professional mutant models used for the halfway points of the “Animorphs” book series covers are…

April 2, 2024

LOS ANGELES — An errant red shirt in a recent laundry load led party-rock mainstay Andrew W.K. to attempt to…

March 25, 2024

Folks, there’s no other way to put it: it is indeed time to party. When your career includes both working…

March 19, 2024

MERIDEN, Conn. — Local milquetoast Artie Hangreth embarrassed himself mid-singalong in front of his partner’s friends as he realized he…

March 2, 2024

PITTSBURGH — Self-proclaimed audiophile Klein Drexel dismayed his longtime partner yesterday after getting himself stuck in the horn of his…

February 29, 2024

WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A previously too-cool-for-school music snob is reportedly just inebriated enough to loudly appreciate AC/DC’s “You Shook…