James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

November 6, 2020

That is just disgusting! Who would be so thoughtless as to squirt down a thick, sludgy poop in the corner…

November 4, 2020

The election result has been just as big of a surprise to me as it has to everyone else I’m…

November 4, 2020

SEWARD, Neb. — A far-right militia completely failed in their mission to remain vigilant on election day after the entire…

November 2, 2020

WEST LAWN, Penn. — A violent altercation in an IHOP parking lot yesterday between members of doom-metal band Savage Agnes…

October 24, 2020

As I am a very clever and unique person, my favorite Christmas movie is, of course, totally non-traditional. But I’m…

October 20, 2020

CHICAGO — Veteran emo-punk band Alkaline Trio has returned to the studio to brainstorm vaguely gothic puns to title their…

October 12, 2020

RUTLAND, Vt. — Local eco-douchebag Morgan Lence is reportedly living a completely vegan lifestyle, despite his claim to be a…

September 24, 2020

ATHENS, Ga. — Punk and new health insurance policy holder Nolan Nowickski is reportedly “going a bit overboard” with the…

September 16, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…

September 9, 2020

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…

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