Opinion: I Don’t Care What We Name the Band, Just as Long as It Takes 6 Months of Arguing
I want you all to ignore any association you have and just focus on these names in and of themselves:…
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Transformers Ranked by How Likely They’ll Transform Into a Cybertruck
A lot of the Transformers we know and love have changed over the years. Some of those changes make sense,…
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Back to School: Ranking the Best Horror Movies To Give Students the Vigilance They’ll Need To Survive
There’s never been a more dangerous time to be a young American. School shootings have been steadily on the rise…
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Opinion: No, It Wasn’t a Mistake, I Genuinely Meant to Post “April O’Neil Juggs XXX” as My Facebook Status
Dear friends, family, and colleagues, It would seem that my most recent post on Facebook has caused a lot of…
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QUIZ: Are You Really in Jean-Paul Sartre’s “No Exit” or Are You Just Watching Bill Maher Interview Jordan Peterson on Ketamine?
Hell is other people, and what two people could possibly be more hell than right-wing academic clown Jordan Peterson and…
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Stolen Valor? Critics Are Claiming Photos of Donald Trump During His Time With the A-Team Were AI Generated
Military families were once a cornerstone of Trump’s base, but lately it seems like he can’t stop striking out with…
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The Top 20 Luxury Couches of 2024 Ranked by J.D. Vance
Hello, my name is J.D. Vance, and I am running for Vice President of these United States, but that's not…
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Weird Al Songs Ranked by How Likely They’ll Become Trump’s Campaign Anthem
The Trump campaign has been in a downward spiral ever since the media caught wind of the fact that he…
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Every Character From “Labyrinth” Ranked by Their Appearances in Our Bizarre, Confusing Sex Dreams
From early Greek mythology to the writing of Carl Jung, the Labyrinth has long been used as a metaphor for…
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Officials Confirm Olympic Games “May Never Recover” From Rob Schneider Boycott
PARIS — International Olympics Committee spokesperson Mark Adams confirmed that the 3000-year-old world amateur sporting contest was “Unlikely to continue”…
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