Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

October 31, 2024

Good news boys and ghouls, the wait is almost over! Soon it will be time to go trick-or-treating! You won’t…

October 30, 2024

Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes…

October 18, 2024

As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules,…

October 17, 2024

We all know Stephen King as the master of the macabre, so we thought it would be fun to subvert…

October 11, 2024

I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have…

October 8, 2024

As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t…

October 7, 2024

It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together!…

October 4, 2024

They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of…

October 2, 2024

Rejoice ye goblins and ghouls, the spooky season is upon us again! If you’re a parent, you’re probably on the…

September 20, 2024

I can no longer stay in denial—my wife Tiffany is keeping something from me. All the signs are there. She’s…