Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

October 11, 2024

I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have…

October 8, 2024

As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t…

October 7, 2024

It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together!…

October 4, 2024

They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of…

October 2, 2024

Rejoice ye goblins and ghouls, the spooky season is upon us again! If you’re a parent, you’re probably on the…

September 20, 2024

I can no longer stay in denial—my wife Tiffany is keeping something from me. All the signs are there. She’s…

September 11, 2024

The Avengers: Earth’s mightiest heroes, super-powered beings dedicated to using their extraordinary gifts to protect the Earth. And on September…

September 11, 2024

Last night America witnessed the first and possibly only debate between two presidential hopefuls. One of them, former president Trump,…

September 6, 2024

Since the ‘70s, Jim Henson’s Muppetts have been tasked with providing that rare breed of high-quality four-quadrant comedy that the…

September 5, 2024

Words like “hope” and “optimism” have been going around a lot the last few weeks, but if you ask me,…