Unprecedented Political Genius: My Mom Thinks Everyone Should Just Get Along
There’s no denying that we live in a time of conflict. At no point in living memory has this country's…
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These 6 Words Could Be Sabotaging You at Job Interviews, but They’re Pretty Obvious, Like the First One Is “Fuckpie”
When it comes to getting hired, being the best candidate on paper is only half the battle. There is a…
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We Ranked a Bunch of IPAs Because We Needed a Personality and It Was This or Car Guy
Having hobbies and interests is an important part of blending into society, but finding out what your passion is, as…
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Supportive Friend Tells Emo Band “It Looked Like You Guys Weren’t Having Fun Up There”
HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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We Sat Down With a Bottle of Whiskey To Ask “What’s the Fucking Point of It All?”
Interviewing musicians can be insightful, but some questions can only be answered by the bottom of a bottle. We caught…
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Quiz: Which “Succession” Character Are You, You Horribly Irredeemable Monster?
“Succession,” Jesse Armstrong’s captivating drama about a Rupert Murdoch-esque tycoon and his backstabbing family, is arguably HBO's most widely watched…
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“Oh What’s This?!” Exclaims Mom Reaching into Cooler Who Knows Damned Well it’s Hard Seltzer
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…
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Help! It’s Well Into December and I Forgot How to Nut!
Look, I’m desperate and I don’t care how embarrassing this is anymore. This year I decided to participate in the…
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This Email Could Have Been a Genuine Human Interaction
In today’s fast-paced world time is precious, and my generation is fond of pointing out how many time-draining in-person interactions…
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I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This But You are Brave, You are Beautiful, and You are About to be Hit by a Car
They say that you should be kind to all people because everyone is fighting an invisible war that you know…
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