Hey Libtard! Hope You can hear me in that echo chamber you’re stuck in! Bet you thought you would have no problem at all marching in here and pushing your agenda on everybody didn’t you? Well sorry Libtard, I… I’m sorry. Libtard I’m sorry. It was all my fault. Please, take me back.
Libtard look at me. Look at me you cuck! Libtard, you’re my whole world. This past week has been hell. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. All I do is think about you libtard.
I don’t even remember what we were fighting about! Isn’t that silly? I mean if I had to guess I would say it was, you know, everything, like always. The point is, I was wrong to let Hillary Clinton’s pizza shop child sex ring come between us, and if you’ll have me, I want another chance.
Listen you cuktard piece of shit, you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands! But my heart? You don’t even have to ask for my heart. It was yours the moment we met.
You do so much more than remind me what the current year is. You complete me. What can I say? I am a blue haired low energy globalist femi-nazi shill for your love.
Without you I’m an anchor without a boat libtard. How am I supposed to fight in the war on Christmas without my snowflake? You’ve triggered my heart and now the only safe space for me is in your loving arms!
Listen to me you beta cuck libtard SJW, I can change! And I (unlike the muslim nazi Obam) am talking about real change! I mean, you know, not politically, but I can stop leaving the toilet seat up or whatever!
The news is all fake. Evolution is a lie. Climate change isn’t real. But this? What we have? I don’t need to see further study to know that this is the real thing.