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Opinion: Libs Want to Ban Baby It’s Cold Outside Because It PROVES Global Warming Is a HOAX

The liberal media would have you believe that the classic Christmas Song Baby It’s Cold Outside is offensive. They want you to think that it’s about rape culture and that it has no place in the #metoo era. They want you to believe that this song promotes violence against women. Well guess what folks? That’s nothing but a smoke screen. Liberals don’t care about protecting women. The real reason they want to ban this song is because it’s lyrics prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt that global warming is nothing but a Zionist conspiracy!

To the globalist shills who would have you believe in climate change, this is the most dangerous song in the world. I mean, it says it right in the title: Baby, it’s cold outside! How could there POSSIBLY be GLOBAL WARMING when it is so goddamn COLD outside?! That song depicts a night when it is so cold outside a man is forced to coerce a woman into not leaving his home out of concern for her safety. That doesn’t sound like a world of melting ice caps to me!

But the song does more than just state the obvious fact that cold weather means science is lying to you. The lyrics are peppered with subtext that attempts to expose the illuminati’s climate conspiracy for what it really is. When the woman in the song says “Say what’s in this drink?” It’s pretty obvious what “drink” she’s referring to; the kool aid. The sweet cup of lies the liberal media tries to shove down your throat day in and day out trying to convince you that the earth is heating up when it is goddamn snowing out.

Let’s take a closer look at some of the other so called “problematic” lyrics.

“I really can’t stay (but baby, it’s cold outside)
I’ve got to go away (but baby, it’s cold outside)
I simply must go (but baby, it’s cold outside)
The answer is no (but baby, it’s cold outside)
My mother will start to worry (beautiful what’s your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar)
I ought to say, no, no, no sir (mind if I move in closer? what’s the sense in hurtin’ my pride?)

The message behind these lyrics is clear as day: Christ is born, hallelujah, merry Christmas! It takes a sick mind to spin this holiday cheer into violence against women but that’s just how desperate the liberals are.

Folks, this has been the motivation for the War On Christmas all along. It is not only an attack on our lord, it part of a much larger globalist plot to spread fear through the lie of climate change. If we give in and allow them to ban this song under the false flag notion that it “is explicitly about a rape” and “literally does not mention Christmas once” then we are one step closer to being rounded up into FEMA camps and systematically executed by the illuminati.

Illuminati. Illuminaughty. Naughty list. Welcome to the truth.

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