Jus Kaplan
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March 11, 2023
Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive…
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Matt McInerney
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March 11, 2023
CHICAGO – Lonely woman Autumn Jones-Blackburn was reportedly trying to simulate human contact as she pulled her old hoodie out…
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Sean Fallon
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March 11, 2023
Welp, it looks like your wife's new boyfriend is here to stay. And obviously, as long as Greg's going to…
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James Knapp
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March 10, 2023
Jawbreaker is the band that everyone gets into for about three weeks in college while they’re trying to fuck the…
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Tony Morse
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March 10, 2023
SAN DIEGO — Copywriter Stacy Campbell sarcastically claimed she’s never heard a joke referencing the 2003 pop-punk classic “Stacy’s Mom”…
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I was standing in line at the home improvement store the other day, and I heard some narcissist going on…
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Matt McInerney
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March 10, 2023
SAN DIEGO — Members of the vegan hardcore band Right Side were reportedly forced to settle for a pescatarian bass…
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Bobby Korec
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March 10, 2023
LOS ANGELES — A reportedly worn-out Christian Bale only put on a few pounds for an upcoming movie despite his…
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Bobby Korec
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March 9, 2023
NEW YORK — Local security guard Frank Bologna has absolutely no clue why he’s needed to work a mostly docile…
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Audrey Vieira
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March 9, 2023
Cameron Crowe’s coming-of-age classic “Almost Famous” is an entertaining, albeit slightly inaccurate portrayal of music journalism. Sure, we can suspend…
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