March 2023 - Page 11 of 14

Charitable Punk Puts Half Smoked Cigarette in Donation Bin

Zach Hudson • March 9, 2023

FARGO, N.D. — Local punk Calvin “Patch” McCambell is receiving less than stellar reviews from his community regarding his self-proclaimed…

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Remember New Jack Swing? No? Then You Probably Won’t Do Well on This New Jack Swing Quiz I Worked Hard On

Dan Bookbinder • March 9, 2023

Nowadays, Hip-hop and R&B are intrinsically connected, rap songs regularly feature soulful hooks over samples and nearly all pop songs…

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Enraged Ben Shapiro Challenges boygenius To Publicly Play In Battle of the Bands Against Him

James Knapp • March 8, 2023

WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…

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How I Landed My Dream Job by Showing Just a Little Bit of Nut in My LinkedIn Profile Pic

Dave McNamara • March 8, 2023

If you want to compete in today’s job market, you need to create a personal brand. You need to show…

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Weird Twin Brothers Voted “Most Likely to Be Rhythm Section in Metal Band”

Ted Pillow • March 8, 2023

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Twin brothers Earl and Wayne Dunlap were chosen “Most Likely to Be Rhythm Section in Metal…

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Review: Municipal Waste “Electrified Brain”

Joe Rumrill • March 8, 2023

This week the Hard Times takes a look at “Electrified Brain,” the latest offering from legendary Richmond thrashers Municipal Waste.…

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Hardware Store Annoyed With Noise Musicians Coming in and Soloing for Hours Without Buying Anything

Joe Rumrill • March 7, 2023

BLOOMFIELD, Conn. — Employees of a local hardware store franchise are reportedly exasperated with the many noise musicians who repeatedly…

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Latest Episode of “Behind the Bastards” Tells Origin Story of Guy Who Invented Rushing to Front of Stage Right Before the Headliner Goes On

Mimi Kenny • March 7, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Fans of the popular history podcast “Behind the Bastards” were surprised by the show’s latest episode, chronicling…

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We Look Back on When Executions Went Electric

Richard Circuit • March 7, 2023

It’s been decades since an acoustic execution has graced the stages of our town centers. The French guillotine was last…

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Opinion: Saturday Is for the Boys and Sunday Is for Solemnly Piecing Together Where Life Went Wrong

Matt McInerney • March 7, 2023

Saturday is for the fucking boys, of course. It's a day for drinking, hanging, partying, and all other things related…

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