Audrey Vieira
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DENTON, Texas — Lifelong wrestling enthusiast Ryland Reeves reportedly attended a poetry slam at Circe Coffee under the assumption that…
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Eric Navarro
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Oh lord, what have I done? I detoxed, got into therapy, and resisted my triggers. I thought I could at…
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Dave McNamara
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Les Claypool has made a career out of dabbling in the absurd. From his off-kilter bass slappery to his lyrics…
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January 6th, 2021 was one of the strangest days in American history. A group of rebels that love America and…
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John Danek
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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Doug Kolic
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BURBANK, Calif. – Disney announced that the highly-anticipated third season of their hit series “The Mandalorian” will focus on Yoda…
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Joe Rumrill
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CORSICANA, Texas — The recently hired roadie of touring a capella collective Vox On The Run is flabbergasted that he’s…
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Audrey Vieira
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Title Fight was one of the greatest emo bands of the 2010s before they disappeared off the face of the…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if…
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Jus Kaplan
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I got my ear lobes pierced about seven months ago. The left one is still kinda swollen, crusty, and bleeds…
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