Tony Morse
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BOSTON — Local therapist Dr. Loic Middleberry attempted to reach new clients by introducing reduced-rate services for sessions focusing exclusively…
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Dom Turek
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There is no right or wrong time to say "I love you" in a relationship. That's probably why my dad…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BOSTON — Local straight edge father Maurice Puckett was depressed upon realizing he would have to say he was going…
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Chuck Kowalski
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NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…
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Ben Friedman
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AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree…
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Eric Navarro
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Hey, pothead! That’s right you lazy stoner. So you failed to launch? Big fucking deal. You’re back with your folks…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Vocalist Trevor Handler of Reseda pop punk band Half-Hazzard insisted that his reluctance to help the band…
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We all miss live shows. And we all miss standing out in the sun for over eight hours a day,…
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John Danek
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As an elder millennial, I experience a lot of pressure to assume more responsibility than I may necessarily be ready…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Punk legend and resurrected Brood X cicada Titus Umbilicus emerged from the earth this week extremely late…
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