Jovian Gautama
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local punk band Cosmic Failure startled virtual show attendees last night when they logged out of Zoom…
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Tom Peters
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BUENA PARK, Calif. — Popular instrument manufacturer Yamaha announced a partnership yesterday with flagship nü-metal band Korn to produce a…
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Heather Cook
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JACKTOWN, Mich. – Local runner Mason Clement became increasingly fearful for their safety last night while listening to the podcast…
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Patrick Coyne
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All-around scalawag and well-known forehead swastika enthusiast Charles Manson was famous for many things. But he’s perhaps best known for…
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Andres Parada
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local sound guy’s ponytail bragged yesterday that it used to tour with the legendary metal band…
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Jack Bravstein
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WASHINGTON — God’s only begotten son Jesus Christ is actively distancing himself and his constituents from Republicans across the globe…
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Ted Pillow
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We’ve all been there: you’re out crushing $4 domestics at Dave & Buster’s with the boys and, after a few…
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Jus Kaplan
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Festive plant-based parent Taryn Jacobs delighted her three children on Easter Sunday by hiding bottles of JUST…
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Patrick Coyne
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ANTHEMOESSA — Shipwrecks across the world dropped after mythological Sirens that normally lure sailors to certain death with their beautiful…
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John Dixon
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LOS ANGELES — Nike announced today they will be suing Lil Nas X and art collective MSCHF for saying their…
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