Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Independent venue owner Joe Englert panicked early yesterday morning after realizing he’s left sound guy Jake Montgomery locked…
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Andy Holt
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…
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Patrick Coyne
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WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…
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Kevin Tit
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City punks are way too soft nowadays. I’m sick and tired of hearing all this crap about wage theft and…
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Rose Vineshank
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BALTIMORE — Local parents Mark and Susan Finkleburg skillfully avoided an emotional conversation with their child Mark Jr. last week…
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Mark Roebuck
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LAS VEGAS — Tragedy struck at the Bellagio Hotel & Casino today, as the squished and dismembered carcass of beloved…
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Dan Kozuh
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Everyone wants their first time to be special. It is one of the few moments of your life that you…
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The Hard Times Staff
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local singer-songwriter Vince Valdez is less than a dozen woke Tweets away from eclipsing the massive amount…
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Dan Rice
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“And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day…
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Taylor Roebuck
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 30-year-old and former band girlfriend Jenna Nuccio was delighted to realize yesterday that she’s finally aged…
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