January 2021 - Page 8 of 17

Ted Pillow • January 18, 2021

KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…

Kevin Flynn • January 17, 2021

BOSTON — Resolving to himself that things in his life would be exactly the same as they used to be…

Dan Kozuh • January 17, 2021

BALTIMORE — Local thrash metal band Gynosphinx reportedly spent close to $500 to soundproof their practice space last week out…

Patrick Coyne • January 17, 2021

SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — Local man Aaron Metcalfe is hoping today that one of the apparently hundreds of horny MILFs in…

BJ Quagan • January 17, 2021

The moment my first child was born I my entire world changed. In a moment, a lifetime worth of collected…

Ish Gupta • January 17, 2021

WASHINGTON — Capitol Police instructed potential rioters today to “just use the same route as last time” in response to…

Kevin Flynn • January 16, 2021

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer…

James Knapp • January 16, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A study from the TV ratings conglomerate Nielsen found that Americans spend an average of 12% of…

Bobby Korec • January 16, 2021

BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…

Nariko Ott • January 16, 2021

“Walk on home, boy.” We’ve all been there, you’re having a fun session on a 5-stair with your buddies when…

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