Ted Pillow
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KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…
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Kevin Flynn
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BOSTON — Resolving to himself that things in his life would be exactly the same as they used to be…
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Dan Kozuh
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BALTIMORE — Local thrash metal band Gynosphinx reportedly spent close to $500 to soundproof their practice space last week out…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — Local man Aaron Metcalfe is hoping today that one of the apparently hundreds of horny MILFs in…
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BJ Quagan
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The moment my first child was born I my entire world changed. In a moment, a lifetime worth of collected…
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Ish Gupta
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WASHINGTON — Capitol Police instructed potential rioters today to “just use the same route as last time” in response to…
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Kevin Flynn
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — A study from the TV ratings conglomerate Nielsen found that Americans spend an average of 12% of…
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Bobby Korec
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BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…
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Nariko Ott
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“Walk on home, boy.” We’ve all been there, you’re having a fun session on a 5-stair with your buddies when…
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