Kevin Tit
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local cop and racist bully Dennis Peters, who once brought a gun to Roosevelt High School in…
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Nick Ortolani
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I live a simple life. I own a small emporium where I sell lithographs to the good folk of this…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTE FE, N.M. — A coworker you loathed with every fiber of your being strutted around your funeral yesterday telling…
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Andy Holt
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CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…
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Jimmy Adamson
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CHICAGO — Local woman Lilly Choi’s depression has devolved to the point that she has stopped looking behind the shower…
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Dan Kozuh
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ADDISON, Texas — Addison Fellowship Community Church parishioners are lamenting allowing local metal band Cryptic Martyr to use their sanctuary…
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Doug Francisco
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ELMHURST, N.Y. — New York City Sheriff's deputy Deandra Washington ceremoniously took a knee with the tenants of a local…
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Well, this is officially the worst interview we’ve ever done. With Trump sending federal officers to major cities, we thought…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Former Misfits vocalist Michale Graves has successfully unseated Glenn Danzig as the band’s most ridiculous vocalist following…
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