Bobby Korec
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Mark my words. If Donald Trump loses the 2020 presidential election I am moving to the only other place that…
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Zac Lux
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SAN DIEGO — Junior designer Lewis Cooper allegedly accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus yesterday, thanks to…
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Andy Holt
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CHERNOBYL, Ukraine — Superfans of the acclaimed HBO historical miniseries Chernobyl gathered for the first annual ChernobylCon fan convention last…
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Lauren Lavín
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With the 2020 election cycle heating up, it’s impossible to go a single day without hearing about Bernie Sanders, the…
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Zach Raffio
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LOS ANGELES — Heavy metal legends Mötley Crüe, preparing for an upcoming reunion tour, admitted today that they are excited…
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Jordan Breeding
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WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful, and supposed socialist, Bernie Sanders selfishly won his third state during the democratic primary and seems…
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John Danek
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WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…
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Kate Howard
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I am not the enemy. I think the system fucking stinks! Yeah, I said it. On Twitter AND Instagram. You…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg admitted yesterday that, in times of quiet reflection, he often daydreams about ordering…
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