Tim Nash
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Look, I get it: January is a time for fresh beginnings, exciting challenges, and character building; a time to evaluate…
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Aidan Sears
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SEATTLE — Local dishwasher Freddie Young is frustrated by his inability to find an artist willing to tattoo Death Grips…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…
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Chandler Dean
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GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist…
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Shea Strauss
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Look, as the frontman of the band, I am the visionary—and vision—holding this band together. Crusty Vag would just be…
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Doug Francisco
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DANVERS, Wash. — A beloved biscuits and gravy recipe, made famous by the local Triple Five restaurant, is allegedly an…
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Bobby Korec
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It’s time to set the record straight. Back in the early 90s, Dave Coulier was an unrelenting whore and everyone…
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Patrick Crooks
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ATHENS, Ga. — Record store clerk Jimmy Taylor, well-liked by customers for his attentiveness, knowledge of music, and generally affable…
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Rob Walker
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LOS ANGELES -- Carlos Mencia endorsed presidential candidate Bernie Sanders today, in what many are saying is language far too…
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Dan Rice
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RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…
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