Jimmy Beliakoff
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Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in…
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Doug Francisco
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When you told me you'd never heard The Mountain Goats before I was over the moon. Finally, I got to…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — First time poker player Ryan Feldman is absolutely cleaning out his friends in a game of Texas Hold…
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John Danek
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Youth is overrated. Young people look fucking weird, their voices are all high and annoying, and they’re dumb as hell.…
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Kyle Stanley
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KINGSTON, Jamaica — An ocean liner hosting the 311 Caribbean Festival Cruise struck a reef off the coast of Jamaica…
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Chandler Dean
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KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…
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Alex Salcido
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TRENTON, N.J. — Part-time dad and full-time punk Cody Heckyls discovered yesterday, when seeking flu remedies for his two-year-old son,…
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Dan Kozuh
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Hey, we just wanted you to know that we just finished reading "Confederacy Of Dunces." I updated it to "Read"…
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Krissy Howard
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FAIRHOPE, Ala. — A badly faded tattoo bearing a barbed wire design aided local investigators in identifying a recently deceased…
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Peter Casciato
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…
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