Patrick Crooks
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BOWIE, Md. — The back-breaking labor of Free State Digital staffer and lifelong punk Michael Fazekas to avoid doing his…
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Patrick Coyne
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WILMINGTON, Del. — An alarming new study out of the University of Delaware finds that the average millennial punk has…
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MESA, Ariz. — Charmbleeder frontman Mickey Horn made the mistake of opening his band’s show last night with a question…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DENVER — Local retail worker Carson Patterson earned himself a luxurious, three-minute paid vacation for Labor Day by faking a…
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Bobby Korec
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EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Newly hired intern Rebecca Boulanger will earn time-and-a-half experience for her work on Labor Day from…
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Ted Pillow
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Hate your dingy office? Your soul-crushing job? That asshole of a boss? Of course you do! Everyone does. But what…
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Jason Gong
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PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. — Local punk Logan Sharp is leaving her hometown and bandmates for the “new gig” she just booked…
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Brett McCabe
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PURCHASE, N.Y. — Mountain Dew has debuted a line of K-Cups in collaboration with Keurig to appeal to the previously…
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Freelancer
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INDIANAPOLIS — Recent college graduate Mark Robinson had a job interview yesterday he thought “went pretty well,” despite his inability…
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ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…
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