Ted Pillow
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January 31, 2021
WASHINGTON — Newly-inaugurated President Joe Biden is extremely concerned that “The Netflix” won’t know to send his rental DVDs to…
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Chris Jones
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January 15, 2021
WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden and his administration offered pizza today to any citizens willing to help move some boxes…
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Jake Menez
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January 13, 2021
WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles…
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Stephen Bell
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November 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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Contributor
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October 10, 2020
WASHINGTON — The White House claimed President Trump’s recent move to a local morgue at the insistence of his doctors…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump showcased his overflowing Easter basket earlier today after outperforming “low IQ” children during the annual Easter…
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Owen Crowlie
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March 27, 2020
WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 26, 2020
WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president…
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INDIO, Calif. — Democrats are investigating White House Senior Adviser Jared Kushner for receiving an all-access, VIP pass to Coachella…
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INDIO, Calif. — Democrats are investigating White House Senior Adviser Jared Kushner for receiving an all-access, VIP pass to Coachella…
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