Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — The director of an upcoming first person shooter set in Dallas during the 1960s, Shoot JFK in…
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Lauren Lavín
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SOUTHBURY, Conn. — Local urban legend The Southbury Slasher could not complete his annual killing spree last week when his…
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Freelancer
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Ofc. Michael Skolnyk opened fire on a grand jury yesterday after they figuratively slapped him on the…
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Rose Vineshank
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BALTIMORE — 17-year-old active shooter and local white boy Tyler Dunsky was sentenced today to no Xbox privileges for a…
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Ted Pillow
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What up ‘90s kids! Remember waking up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons while plowing through an entire box…
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Jay Shingle
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…
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Krissy Howard
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A fistfight moments ago between local punks Deandra Ybarra and Carrie Wilks was described by all watching…
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Kevin Flynn
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Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about…
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local death metal enthusiast Cooper Dempsey realized that the lyrics to Cannibal Corpse’s 1994 classic “Fucked With…
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