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Woman Serenaded by Musician Boyfriend on Valentine’s Day Under False Impression She Getting Other Gift

Doug Kolic • February 14, 2023

CALGARY, Alberta — Local woman Deirdre McPhee is under the false impression that the lame love song her guitar-wielding boyfriend…

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Romantic Punk Surprises Partner With Breakfast in Mattress on the Floor

Bobby Korec • February 14, 2022

ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local lovey-dovey punk Geoff Bayweather took his partner by complete surprise after serving her a traditional breakfast…

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How to Pleasure a Woman Using Only Your Devilock

Heather Cook • February 14, 2022

Ever since the birth of the Misfits, women have been unable to resist the unquenchable sex appeal of a delicious…

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Anti-Capitalist Boyfriend Treats Every Day Like He Forgot It Was Valentine’s Day

Corey Montgomery • February 14, 2022

COLUMBUS – Self-proclaimed anti-capitalist, James McCarthy, expressed his true feelings for his long-term partner by forgetting it’s Valentine’s Day for…

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Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend with Gift of Letting Her Plan Everything

Aviva Siegel • February 14, 2021

MADISON, Wisc. — Derek Carlson surprised his girlfriend Jessica Kravtsova today with the gift of allowing her to make all…

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Valentine’s Day Determined to Destroy Only Relationship in Friend Group That’s Lasted Entire Pandemic

Krissy Howard • February 14, 2021

MIAMI — Local holiday and generally despised time of the year, Valentine’s Day, is determined to absolutely destroy one of…

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Opinion: It’s Fine To Drunk Text Your Ex on Valentine’s Day Because It’s Too Late I Already Did It

Rebecca Acevedo • February 13, 2021

It’s fine. I am telling you it’s fine. If it will make you feel better I will already do it…

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Boyfriend Preps for Valentine’s Day by Building “Die Hard is a Rom Com” Case

Ted Pillow • February 13, 2021

ST. LOUIS — Local man Brian Dorney’s Valentine’s Day preparations allegedly revolve exclusively around convincing his girlfriend that 1988 classic…

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Realistic Man Ready to Meet That Special Someone to Spend Rest of Year With

Literally A Koala • November 14, 2020

DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…

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Stone-Faced Man Who Doesn’t Let People Hug Him Asks Why We Need a Holiday to Express Ourselves

Shea Strauss • February 14, 2020

KOKOMO, Ind. — Straight-faced local man Philip Fleming, who has never received or given a hug in his life, wondered…

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