Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Corbin Stefanski’s weakening urine stream is severely limiting his ability to clean his toilet, according…
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Nathan Kamal
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There comes a time in every marriage in which you have to admit that things have gone too far. You…
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Rose Vineshank
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These days, it’s so hard to find a product that works for MY body. There are many goods catered to…
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Dan Rice
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Salutations and tip of my cap, officers of the Sunnybay Police Department. You don’t know me, not yet, but you…
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Johnny Sparkles
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BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
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Jus Kaplan
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Everyone knows the hardest part of starting a new job is passing the pre-hire drug test. It’s one thing if…
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John Danek
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local golden retriever DeeDee is utterly ashamed at owner Ben “Stank Beav” Carlisle’s insistence on dragging his…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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James Knapp
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Okay, I’m cool. Sure I’ve had 11 PBRs on an empty stomach, but there is no way I’m gonna be…
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Cory Cousins
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MADISON, Wis. — An audience at a local coffee house performance art event this past weekend was disappointed when the…
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