Cory Cousins
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DAYTON, Ohio — The United States of America was embarrassed to admit it accidentally double-booked two mass shootings within 24…
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John Dixon
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BUTTE, Mon. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders wore a T-shirt at his rally yesterday featuring local Councilman Albert Beniman, who’d…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — Robert Mueller frustrated fans and detractors alike by playing the exact same set during an encore performance in…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Presidents Donald Trump and Bill Clinton both denied reports today claiming they were backstage at Warped Tour ’97…
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John Danek
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Kentucky, let’s get real. Senator Mitch McConnell is probably the most evil politician in America today. Yes, Trump is louder…
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Lauren Lavín
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EL PASO, Texas — An agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was indignant today after once again being compared…
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Gabie Barnes
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WASHINGTON — A White House staffer confirmed earlier this week that President Trump had not yet been briefed about Nintendo’s…
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Steve Esparra
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MIAMI — Former Vice President Joe Biden, considered by many to be the current frontrunner for the Democratic nomination against…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump reversed this morning an Obama-era policy limiting the amount of guitar solos butt rock bands could…
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Collin Preciado
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WASHINGTON — FBI Director Robert Mueller has announced that an unredacted report on potential Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential…
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