Chris Bowen
•
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Die-hard calendar enthusiast John Beltran hoped the thin, square present under the Christmas Tree at his parent's…
Read More →
Rob Ryder
•
HARRISBURG, Pa. — Fans of black metal stalwarts Bloodfrost became disenchanted with the supposedly Satanic quartet when it was recently…
Read More →
Chris Bowen
•
CHICAGO – A local cat known as Pudding saved an officer of the Chicago Police Department that ran up a…
Read More →
Nick Ortolani
•
GARY, Ind. — Cass Pollard was shocked this Christmas to discover that their partner’s family apparently opens Christmas presents stone-cold…
Read More →
Stephen Bell
•
EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…
Read More →
Claire Brown
•
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local crust punk Johnny “Eight Fingers” Arnold awoke late Saturday afternoon to discover he had accidentally…
Read More →
Kyle Erf
•
A soon-to-be-hospitalized Kansas City native on his first winter sports outing has announced that “this snowboarding shit is basically just…
Read More →
Sari Beliak
•
DETROIT -- Local goth teen Shelly Davis announced plans to ruin her family’s Christmas card for the third year in…
Read More →
