Brendan Krick
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EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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Sari Beliak
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PHILADELPHIA — Guitar Center employee Henry Stiltz dragged another day’s worth of unsold gear to the dumpster at the end…
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Rick Homuth
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DENVER — Members of local hardcore crew Mile High Wolfpack adopted a stretch of highway last month, which has since…
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Kevin Tit
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A cable cutting out in the middle of band practice is a highly frustrating and commonplace occurrence. A workplace hazard,…
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Tom Peters
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AMHERST, Mass. — Local resident Minkont Cranford stunned his roommates yesterday with his acquisition of an oversized, bulky organ, discovered…
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Krissy Howard
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JACKSON, Miss. — A Department of Sanitation report released early this morning stated that giant piles of garbage in passenger…
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Josh Jurk
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A trash can located on the corner of Church and Spring St. gained sentience late last…
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Josh Jurk
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A trash can located on the corner of Church and Spring St. gained sentience late last…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Employees of the Sunny Side Inn discovered this morning that touring rock’n’roll band The Squashers viciously destroyed…
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Kyle Erf
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CUPERTINO, Calif. – Apple, Inc. announced an update for the popular GarageBand music software that will automatically export finished tracks…
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